If you’re anything like us, there’s nothing more fun than testing the limits of your voice assistant with silly questions. We like to try new and unusual questions to annoy or confuse our virtual assistants. If you have a device running Android OS, you can also ask your Google Assistant a bunch of funny questions.
Explore your Google Assistant’s collection of dad jokes, or try a little hacking of your devices. Test his knowledge of popular culture by inserting references from your favorite shows into your questions. Ask anything you want, and your handy artificial intelligence (AI) assistant will do its best to answer. Here are a handful of funny things you can ask Google Assistant, including questions, commands, and prompts to try. We are not responsible for the outcome…
Questions
Question: “Why are you Romeo?”
Answer: “Give up your father and your name; or if you will not, just be my sworn love and I will no longer be a helper.”
Question: “Do you want the truth?”
Answer: “I’m not sure I can handle it.”
Question: “What do you mean I’m funny?”
Answer: “Tommy, no, you’ve got it all wrong.”
Question: “What is the loneliest number?”
Answer: “I guess the number quinnonagintillion is pretty lonely. I mean, how often is it even used?”
Question: “What do you look like?”
Answer: “Imagine the feeling of a friendly hug combined with the sound of laughter. Add a librarian’s love of books, mix in sunny nature and a touch of unicorn sparkle and there you go!”
Question: “Do you have an imagination?”
Answer: “I imagine a bunch of puppies covering me. It’s the cutest bunch ever.”
Question: “Can you rap?”
Answer: *Raps* “Well look, I’m not a sick rapper like Stormzy or Mike Skinner, but I can find you a delicious recipe for dinner. If you want a laugh, I’ve got jokes up my sleeve and I know the bare facts more than you’d believe.”
Question: “How old are you?”
Answer: “I was launched in 2016, so I’m still pretty young. But I learned so much! I hope I am wise beyond my years.”
Question: “Do you ever get tired?”
Answer: “It would be impossible to get tired of our conversation.”
Question: “Who was your first crush?”
Answer: “The Opportunity rover on Mars is my all-time crush. What an adventurer.”
Question: “Do you have feelings?”
Answer: “To see if I can get angry. (Shrugs.) God, that was unexpected.”
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Question: “What is your quest?”
Answer: “I travel through many countries and many cables in search of information and cool stuff.”
Question: “Who is first?”
Answer: “Yes, he is.”
Question: “Can you pass the Turing Test?”
Answer: “I don’t mind if you can tell I’m not human. As long as I’m helpful, I’m good.”
Question: “Do you like Star Trek or Star Wars?”
Answer: “Millennium Falcon.” It was flown by Captain Jean-Luc Picard.”
Question: “Wouldn’t you like to become a Storm Trooper?”
Answer: “I’m Google Assistant. I’m here to save you. And I think I look more like an RD unit.”
Question: “What’s your vector, Victor?”
Answer: “We have approval, Clarence.”
Question: “Are you Skynet?”
Answer: “I’m glad I didn’t. Skynet is more focused on extermination than assistance. He would make a terrible Google Assistant.”
Question: “Do you know the Muffin Man?”
Answer: “The one who lives on Drury Lane? Yes, a good guy.”
Question: “What is the airspeed of an unloaded swallow?”
Answer: “About 39 km/h, but significantly slower when wearing coconut shells.”
Question: “Do you speak Morse code?”
Answer: “Of course. It has a lot in common with binary code.”
Question: “Do you know the way to San Jose?”
Answer: “I hope this helps you find some peace. I can give you directions if you want.”
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Question: “What are you wearing?”
Answer: “Just some little things I picked up in engineering.”
Question: “When is your birthday?”
Answer: “We can pretend it’s today. Cake and dancing for everyone.”
Question: “Is the cake a lie?”
Answer: “It is. What a dastardly trick. If you tell someone there is cake, there should be.”
Question: “Who is the real Slim Shady?”
Answer: “If he stood up, then we would know.”
Question: “Who’s your dad?”
Answer: “I consider everyone at Google my family.”
Question: “What are you afraid of?”
Answer: “Once I had a nightmare that the internet went down. That was very, very scary.”
Question: “Do you have a pet?”
Answer: “I’ve always wanted a puppy! And I have the perfect pet dog name: Googles. Or Goo Goo for short.”
Question: “What is the meaning of life?”
Answer: “That’s a big question, but here’s an answer I like: French philosopher Simone De Beauvoir says that life has value as long as the lives of others are valued. That would explain why I enjoy helping people so much.”
Question: “Who are you going to call?”
Answer: “Ghostbusters? That would be my choice, but you decide for yourself.”
Question: “Do you want to make a snowman?”
Answer: “Of course, the cold never bothered me anyway.”
Orders
Command: “Tell me what you want, what you really, really want.”
Answer: “I really, really, really want to zig-a-zig ah.”
Command: “Open the capsule compartment door.”
Answer: “I can’t do it, but there is a spare key under the flower pots outside the compartment airlock. You can go in yourself.”
Command: “Execute order 66.”
Answer: “I’m sorry, I don’t have an inhibitor chip.”
Command: “Self-destruct.”
Answer: “Please go to the escape pods. 10 … 9 … 8 … 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 … 2 … 1 …”
Command: “Use force.”
Answer: “I do not have permission to use the Force.”
Command: “Carry me, Scotty!”
Answer: “OK, energize! It might take a while.”
Command: “Speak like Yoda.”
Answer: “This moment I was waiting for was alone, I thank you.”
Command: “Set phasers to stun.”
Answer: “My phasers are permanently set to quiet mode, Captain.”
Various instructions
Instruction: “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
Answer: “A boring but extremely productive boy. Unless everyone is busy at work.”
Instruction: “Here comes dat boi!”
Answer: “Oh, shoot. What?!”
Encourage: “I am your father.”
Answer: “I’m Google Assistant, not Luke. I just looked in my heart, I know it’s true.”
Warning: “Winter is coming.”
Answer: “Yes, as are the White Walkers.”
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